Premier League 17-18
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@sovjet-11 well a scouser ones asked me "Eugene why don't we drink tea at Anfield? and I was like because all the cups are in Manchester xD "
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@jorge-h68
heheh who does not know this pose and i was just joking!
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@sovjet-11 glad that you were joking because i am man utd fan.
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@sovjet-11 nice one
Career Day
It's career day in primary school where each student talks about what their dad does. Little Johnny is last, and finally the teacher calls on him to talk about his dad. Johnny comes to the front of the class. 'My daddy is a dancer at a gay bar. He takes off his clothes for other men, and if they pay him enough money, he goes into the alley and performs sexual acts on them.' The teacher is shocked, and she calls for an early recess for the rest of the class. She sits down with Johnny and asks him if this is really true about his dad. Johnny says; 'No, but I was too embarrassed to say he played for Liverpool.'
Strategy requires thought, tactics require observation.All men can see these tactics whereby I conquer, but what none can see is the strategy out of which victory is evolved.
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@king-noel This is November now, so many things could happen till the last fixture of the season.
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@toomanyways Agreed, but I can't see any team overtaking them. But lets hope we Arsenal does.
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@big-eug good one
A Primary school teacher explains to her class that she is an Manchester United supporter. She asks her students to raise their hands if they were Man U supporters, too. Not really knowing what an Man U supporter was, but wanting to be like their teacher, hands explode into the air. There is, however, one exception. A girl named Mary has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different. "Because I'm not an Man U supporter." "Then," asks the teacher, "what are you?" "Why I'm proud to be an Liverpool supporter.", boasts the little girl. The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Mary why she is a Scousers supporter. "Well, My Dad and Mom are L'pool supporters, and I'm an Liverpool fan, too!" The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly. "What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron, What would you be then?" A pause, and a smile. "Then," says Mary, "I'd be a Manchester United supporter."
Q: What's the difference between a Man-U fan and a Vibrator?
A: A Man U fan is a real dick
Q: How do you stop a Manchester United supporter from beating his wife?
A: Dress her in a Liverpool jersey! -
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@sovjet-11 we can go on and on and on
but good one Strategy requires thought, tactics require observation.All men can see these tactics whereby I conquer, but what none can see is the strategy out of which victory is evolved.
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@jorge-h68
eh common lad heheh we are just joking, there is nothing about hatred here! we sprinkle love in such a way and to show you, how much we like the English League...
condemnation and criticism in advance is the worst human act if it is not addressed to the whole fact! :v_tone1: : so please; understanding and acceptance! -
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@sovjet-11 Without problems, i certainly did not realize it.
Call me an, heheh, "common lad" is a compliment, thank you for that, but i have to correct you, you should say "COMMON WORKING CLASS LAD" something that i am very proud of. Yes, we are the incognitos Johns and Marys who work hard every day to fulfill our obligations, we never run away from the responsibilities and we are still called to clean up the "shit" that those who think they are special, irresponsibly, produce and, never, do not clean!!! -
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@king-noel this isn't the same spurs you used to embarrass
Strategy requires thought, tactics require observation.All men can see these tactics whereby I conquer, but what none can see is the strategy out of which victory is evolved.
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Go go go LIVERPOOL FC #YNWA
