Premier League 17-18
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@big-eug good one
A Primary school teacher explains to her class that she is an Manchester United supporter. She asks her students to raise their hands if they were Man U supporters, too. Not really knowing what an Man U supporter was, but wanting to be like their teacher, hands explode into the air. There is, however, one exception. A girl named Mary has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different. "Because I'm not an Man U supporter." "Then," asks the teacher, "what are you?" "Why I'm proud to be an Liverpool supporter.", boasts the little girl. The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Mary why she is a Scousers supporter. "Well, My Dad and Mom are L'pool supporters, and I'm an Liverpool fan, too!" The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly. "What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron, What would you be then?" A pause, and a smile. "Then," says Mary, "I'd be a Manchester United supporter."
Q: What's the difference between a Man-U fan and a Vibrator?
A: A Man U fan is a real dick
Q: How do you stop a Manchester United supporter from beating his wife?
A: Dress her in a Liverpool jersey! -
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@jorge-h68
eh common lad heheh we are just joking, there is nothing about hatred here! we sprinkle love in such a way and to show you, how much we like the English League...condemnation and criticism in advance is the worst human act if it is not addressed to the whole fact! :v_tone1: : so please; understanding and acceptance!
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@sovjet-11 Without problems, i certainly did not realize it.
Call me an, heheh, "common lad" is a compliment, thank you for that, but i have to correct you, you should say "COMMON WORKING CLASS LAD" something that i am very proud of. Yes, we are the incognitos Johns and Marys who work hard every day to fulfill our obligations, we never run away from the responsibilities and we are still called to clean up the "shit" that those who think they are special, irresponsibly, produce and, never, do not clean!!! -
Go go go LIVERPOOL FC #YNWA
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These are my prediction for 2018 premier league final table
Champion Man. City
because they are playing great football, finally Guardiola makes them play as he sees football philosophy, a lot of possession, great movement by forwards, and wingbacks are constantly attacking ! Silva and De Bruyne playmaking the whole team, brilliant composition !
- Man City
- Chelsea
- Man, United
- Tottenham Hotspur
- Arsenal
- Liverpool
I'm not sure about Liverpool and Arsenal, maybe they can compete for a while for the 4th position, but at the end Spurs will be in the Champions league
As for my favorite English squad West Ham Utd. , my prediction, 11th position
- Man City
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@crystalpalace19902016 Agreed with you, really poor performance from :hammer_pick: WHU :hammer_pick: this year, and maybe 11th place is just my fish for this year haha
And btw, Palace has a solid team with a few great players like Cabaye, Benteke, Milivojevic, Zaha, Townsend etc...
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@ncu-contagious What do you think about a final PL table for the 2018 season ?
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Its too early for assumption who is going to be the champion, this is by far the hardest league
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@manager-pr-9 In my opinion, not hard at all, Man city is by ar the best team in the league, and one of the best squad in Europe and the world!
So Man City will be a new Premier League Champion