MUST CHECK:šā¶ļøOsm xi
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@BrandZone_NL
Hi. Thanks for keeping an eye on this topic. Iāve not been inactive on the game, just on the forums.
I see youāve changed your name to brandzone. Iāve changed my name to JAY ZO now. Iām hoping to carry on the story soon! -
@JAY-ZO I'm looking forward to it
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@JAY-ZO said in MUST CHECK:
ļøOsm xi:... (Note: it must be noted that i am joking about all of this. And all of this is imaginary)
... It is not agreed what country specialone was from. Some say he was from greece, some say italy, but most people agree he was fromgreecePortugal. Since a young age, he loved football. His favourite club was FC Porto and it is said that his favourite player was Fernando Gomes. He played as a centre back
and sometimes as goalie (now that I'm old and can no longer run) , ...Seems that your imagination is well connected
Found this today, nice reading
(just added/corrected it with some real info )"Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts." --Winston Churchill
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@SpecialOne
Thanks, i will fix that
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@SpecialOne
But i cannot edit the post again, so i cant fix it
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@JAY-ZO No need, after all it should be fictional, right?
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@SpecialOne
Yes. Iām gonna carry on the story soon. A cough individual with the same name as you (
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Yo OSMers!
All good?
Iāve got bags full of news today. Iāve been given permission to tell you where this research (regarding osm xi) is conducted.
I work is the osm xi research department. Iām the guy who collets the full data that has been researched, and when it is long enough to be turned into an article, i turn it into an easy, readable article. Well, to be honest, i work in the osm xi research department of the soccer/football research department of the sports research department of the supa-top-secret-un-detectable-un-destroyable research centre. Yep, thatās actually how its spelt.
In case youāre wondering what this is, iāll give you the information Iām allowed to give you.
There isnāt an age restriction, unless youāre under 13.
There are all sorts of research departments here, where different research is done. Iāve told you which department iām from, so i cant tell you too much about what other departments do research about. Hopefully, one day, iāll get promoted, then i can tell you about this in more detail. (I dont want to get promoted to get more money. I get paid enough. More than enough. I mean, i can buy everything for basic needs, then tax, bills blah blah blah. Yeah i can pay them all. Then with the leftover money, Iām trying to buy enough video game consoles to beat the world record of the most video game consoles attached to a tv. In case you ask, its 444. I think it is, it may be 144, but iām sure its 444. Anyway, so far Iāve only brought 7 consoles, so i guess Iāve got a long way to go. Actually, i want to get promoted because then i would be able to oversee more of this centre, which is soooo interesting)
Anyway, here is the kind of research other departments do:
: we are doing research for Man City, regarding whether Ederson was drugged in such a way that he could not save any rebound shots no matter how hard he tried. This might be why he couldnāt save Brahim Diazās shot.
: we are doing research for Marvel studios regarding the fact that they may have made the hulk wrong from the very start. Maybe Bruce Banner should have turned yellow or purple when he turned into the hulk, not green.
: we are doing research for a takeaway, regarding which of their burgers get sold the most. Donāt make fun of this, the restaurant is very good, so good that they donāt have enough time to do the maths, so they told us to do it. (In case you ask, crispy spicy chicken burger with extra cheese, and crispy spicy chicken burger with fries are top contenders).
The supa-top-secret-un-detectable-un-destroyable research centre isnāt just a research centre. You see, its too secret, so no one knows, but we have our own animation studios. And our own army. (We have troops from every existing country in the world. We donāt fight against each other.) We also have our own football team, called The supa-top-secret-un-detectable-un-destroyable research centre association football club. Known as TSTSUDUDRSAFC for short. Though we arenāt playing any matches right now, because all our players have this illness where they can only run for 10 seconds. Or else they collapse. We are doing research about why they collapse. The researchers of that department have called this MNJJjJJ (no idea why, i dont work in that department). There are a buncha teenagers known as the ācool groupā. As far as i know, they test/ conduct research on junk food for junk food making companies. And they test/ conduct research on hyper/sports cars for car manufacturers. And they test/ conduct research on video games consoles for video games consoles makers. I think the cool group have no place here, with their cool fade haircuts and tracksuits, but hey, who knows, they might get paid more than me.
Anyway, whoa whoa whoa whoa whooooaaah. I got way too carried away there. If i dont carry on with this story after a while, know that iāve been fired for spilling all of this
.Anyway, regarding todayās article. First, let me tell you all the updates:
Iāve been informed by some fellow guys who are doing research into this that the captain of the osm xi was DE XRIST.
Specialone was from PORTUGAL, not greece.
jurgen klopp_37243 was more often known as JAY ZO
L-R-van kessel_NL was more commonly known as Brandzone_NL.
Some guys who work in the osm xi research department of the soccer/football research department of the sports research department of the supa-top-secret-un-detectable-un-destroyable research centre have done some research and found out that MarkusRW5 might not be from Germany, it is possible he is from Oman, or his heritage might be from Oman.These are the updates, and today weāll talk about DE XRIST.
DE XRIST is a weird nickname, but we havenāt been able to find out why, he chose this name. He lived in Greece, as far as we know. In a small cheerful town. He played in the townās futsal league, with a team that, him and a few friends had created together. He was known throughout the town for being an excellent defender, and saving his team on many occasions. His favourite team or player are not known. He was also getting along with life. He was a successful student in school, and now studied in university. He was close to finding his own business, which was a chain of takeaways, starting from 1 in. His own town. He was 22 at this time. Specialone travelled to Greece at around this time. He stayed here for some time, hoping to find the first member to add to his osm xi. It was his first trip to find a player, and he knew the chances were slim. After a few days, he found out about DE XRIST. He went to visit him, and at first, DE XRIST thought he might be a scout for a club. After explaining that he wasnāt a scout, Specialone agreed a some time to tell DE XRIST about his purpose for contacting him. DE XRIST gave Specialone half an hour to explain everything the next day, as he took his daily afternoon walk in the park. Specialone explained the full plan to him in this time. DE XRIST seemed interested by this plan, so he told Specialone that heād be happy to join the team. However, for now, he would stay in his hometown. When Specialone completed the team, then DE XRIST would meet up with him again. Both of them agreed on this.
The role of DE XRIST was that he was the captain of osm xi. He wasnāt a bossy guy, but he was good at keeping the team organised, and making sure that everyoneās mood was good, and that no one was mentally distracted, especially during a match. He was a solid defender, having stopped forwards midfielders and even defenders in crucial moments. Sergio Aguero, Lionel Messi and Cristiano Ronaldo are just 3 of the hundreds who failed to get past him.So that was todays story, hope you enjoyed it. If i take a long time to post the next part, it probably means that iām banned. Please keep this in mind.
Thanks for reading, stay tuned for the upcoming part!By day: professional osm player (member of gns crew), and professional 3rd half player
By night: worker in the osm xi research department of the soccer/football research department of the sports research department of the supa top secret un detectable un destroyable research centre. -
Tough reading, but managed to read it all... I believe you didn't revisioned it right? Even you got dizzy with all the stuff from OSM secret departments
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@SpecialOne
Haha, yes. It was dizzying. I edited the post once, and ran out of edits. So there are a few spelling mistakes and stuff -
@JAY-ZO Bro, how do you think and write all these
my eyes literally started burning while reading all these
Next time can you try to leave some space in between, I mean like paragraph, it would be better and easier to read I think, keep up the good work mate.... -
Nice job mate...good writing....you made my day....thanks
We won't say thereafter that the Greeks fight like heroes, but heroes fight like the Greeks! "Winston Churchill "
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@Ruben-Amorim-FC
Hello. You should turn dark mode and night shift on, and turn brightness down. But yes, thanks for telling me, next time, iāll leave some space.
I write from time to time, and when it is complete i post it (i turn it into a readable article when there is enough info..)
PS @DE-XRIST @Ruben-Amorim-FC, thanks for the comments!) -
@JAY-ZO Thanks for the suggestion about turning Dark mode on, will consider it
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Hi, JAY ZO is banned due to mentioning too much stuff in his previous post, so after searching for somone, he managed to send me this to post here ( He told me to say so)
Hi, must be wondering why am posting this but our friend @JAY-ZO is banned from the forum as per his sayings, he told me to post this here instead of him as he is "supposedly" banned.
So here is his text:
Hello. Hope this post finds its way to the correct topic. I am banned so i cannot post it there(), many thanks to whoever will post this post there.Ok, so the story where we left off:
Specialone had recruited the first member of āosm xiā.Having notified MarkusRW5 about this, Specialone returned to portugal. After some months, and a few unsuccessful trips to France and Italy, he took a break for some time. After discussing with MarkusRW5, he decided to go to the Netherlands next. From what i know, he went there in winter (I donāt know what month).
Of course, he went to Amsterdam first. After a few days of going around, he noticed something interesting. There was a small frozen river, where people were skating, talking, etc.There was one guy on the side, who was standing on one leg (remember that he was wearing skating boots), and juggling a ball on the other foot. He did some other amazing freestyle football skills, he even managed to jump whilst juggling the ball. Specialone didnāt know if this was a regular occurrence, but slowly, people started to gather around this guy. Fascinated, he waited until this guy finished his small show and went off the river. Luckily, this guy knew English. After greeting him and introducing himself, Specialone told him he was really impressed with his skills, and asked him how old he was and where he had learnt this form. The guy replied that hears old, and used to play in the academy of AFC ajax.
After a leg injury, heād gone into freestyle football and played futsal, and he hadnāt really played football since. Specialone explained how he was trying to start a team, and asked the guy if he would like to join. The guy must have been wanting to play for a team again, because he took the opportunity immediately. Specialone got his contact details, and thanked him, before returning to his hotel. He would leave in 2 and a half weeks, and he wanted to find more players in that time.
I havenāt introduced this guy yet. This guy waaas(clock ticking tone)ā¦ā¦.Davemx1984!!!!!!!! Yes, this was Davemx1984, who scored numerous goals for osm xi. No goalkeeper has ever managed to save a single one of his shots (apart from JAY ZO, when they used to train together). He has approximately 22, 570 goals for osm xi. Of those, approximately 2,000 are penalties (he used to get fouled a lot, because there was pretty much no way to stop him). 3,000 are free kicks, 5,000 from outside the box (in his own half), 2,000 from his own half, 1,000 from corners, 7,000 from inside the box, and the other 22,000 are accidental goals (crosses, passes, etc). Half of his goals are from left foot, one quarter with right foot, and the last quarter with his head, back, chest, knees, and shins. He has scored volleys, one on ones long shots, and A LOT of other goals.
Once, when Specialone was asked about the personality of Davemx1984, this is what he said: āThis guy isā¦.just unbelievable you know. Heās very hard working, and a chill guy. Never really seen him angry or anything. Heās a really good friend of JAY ZO, those two always give each other tips, and theyāre always just competing with each other. JAY ZO has saved 50% of his shots in training, whilst heās scored 50% against him. One thing that really stands out is that heās always willing to help and support. Always smiling, and without him the squad loses a lot of confidence. Top class guy, Davemx1984ā.
No one managed to stop him (excluding his teammates in training). He played in goal just once, making 7 saves and keeping a clean sheet. He was a versatile player, but mostly played in strike.
Here is a piece of commentary from a match.
Imagine you are watching this on TV. Osm xi are playing a charity match against word all stars. Osm xi need to score to the left, and Davemx1984 is playing on the right wing in this game (which means you see him on the top left corner of your TV mostly). You can hear the sound of the fans, very loud. Osm xi havenāt tried very hard in this match on purpose. The game is in the last thirty seconds of stoppage time.Commentary:
āā¦ā¦..and hereās Majstor Matt, thereās 30 seconds left, 2-2 it is, can either side produce a winnerā¦ its gone back to DE XRISTā¦..JAY ZOā¦..wooperNLā¦..and quick switch of play, Davemx1984ā¦..oh! Breezed past his marker thereā¦ immediately pressured by ramos and iniestaā¦..OOOHH! Brilliant skillā¦ā¦deciDESTOSHOOT OOOOOHHHH. UNBELIEVABLE! TIGHTEST OF ANGLES, AND HEāS MANAGED TO PUT THAT BEYOND THE KEEPER!!!! YOU CANāT DO THAT WITHOUT PRACTICE, PRACTICE AND PRACTICE!!!!!! COMING UP WITH JUST WHAT THEY NEEDED!!! UNBELIEVABLE SCENES!!!ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦. (Commentator 2) just look at how he glides past 3 world class players with utter ease, and then from such a tight angle, he puts it away, and its the near post as well. You canāt get tired of watching this. Thereās no need to even say anything else. Its there for all to seeā¦ā¦ā¦..ā
Match restarts, referee blows his whistle for full time.Yeah, so that was it for today, hope I wonāt be banned next time!
-JAY ZOSo I hope you had a nice reading of his essay
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@Ruben-Amorim-FC He is'nt banned now, can't see something at his name.
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Yeah, for some reason, they lifted the ban early ( will explain in next post)
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Hi all. Sorry, for the last post, where i wasnāt here.
First of all, let me say this: i started writing this a month ago, and thats when it was supposed to come out. But then got caught up with life and went on holiday and all, so sorry about this late post. Thanks a lot to @Ruben-Amorim-FC , who managed to post my last article here.
Basically, they banned me, but when they had the next batch of info complete, they didnāt have anyone to turn it into an article, so basically, they had to āun-banā me (
) and told me to ābehave strictly professionally and not commit to paper anything off-topic or else there will be severe consequences that you will exceedingly have no liking forā. I didnāt even understand what they were on about, so confusing and annoying, people who speak like that. Why canāt you just be a bit more simple?
Anyway, you might sometimes wonder if iāll just post the life stories of all the members of osm xi, and thats it. No no, after that, the actual story will start. Also, researchers at the osm xi research department of the soccer/football research department of the sports research department of the supa top secret un detectable un destroyable research centre have recently found out that MarkusRW5 could have also possibly recruited some members. They are doing research into this now too. IF there theory is correct, THEN that means that the team which is posted at the start could be waay wrong!! It means we donāt know the exact amount of players in osm xi. So, canāt wait to see what they find out.Where the story last finished, Specialone had recruited Davemx1984.
Some typos, and stuff that were mistyped and i correct them here: Davemx was 17 years old when he played for the academy of AFC ajax.
Also, 2,000 were accidental goals (not 22,000).I got a tough job you know, so donāt mind the typos if you notice any.
This is the story of L-R-van-kessel_NL/BrandZone_NL
Ok, so where the story left off, Specialone had 2 and a half weeks left of his stay in the Netherlands. He wanted to recruit another player , but he didnāt think the chances of recruiting two players from the same country were high. He went to a football-mad village, where there were a few amateur teams, some Sunday league teams, and just by walking around the village, you could tell they lived and breathed football. This time, he decided to join in with a few matches that the guys his age were playing (he was 23 at that time). He stayed there for a few days, and some of the guys who played football in the afternoons got to know him a bit better. Specialone stayed in the village from Thursday to Sunday. On the first 2 days, he didnāt notice anyone extraordinary, but on Saturday, a guy not much younger than him joined the match too. Everyone seemed to know him, and after a while it became clearly obvious that this guy was too good. Later, when speaking to him, he found out that this guy played for the academy of feyenoord, and he was very close to breaking through to the first team. Playing football since the age of three, heād also had cousins and other family members who were amateur footballers, and after years of hard work, he was close to becoming a pro. Specialone was happy when Brandzone_NL accepted his invite to the team he was building. Another star was added.
Here are some facts about Brandzone_NL:
He was one of the technicians of the team, always linking defence and attack, and scored 2467 goals, and provided 4000 assists. Mostly though, it is thanks to him that counter attacking was easy to stop. He also has the most balanced work rate (50% defensive actions, 50% attacking actions). It is possible that some parts of Brandzone_NLās story are not included (because they werenāt found).Plz, i need more upvotes!!
(Sorry, this text got jammed here, I couldnāt remove it
)Thats it for today folks, until next time.
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BREAKING NEWS
I mentioned in the post which i made just before this that i started writing the article a month ago.And the researchers at the osm xi research department of the soccer/football research department of the sports research department of the supa top secret un detectable un destroyable research centre have found out that MarkusRW5 did recruit some members. It brings a new twist to the story. So, the next time i post, based on what the researchers at the osm xi research department of the soccer/football research department of the sports research department of the supa top secret un detectable un destroyable research centre find out, i will tell you the members which Specialone recruited, and the members which MarkusRW5 recruited.
