MUST CHECK:🆕▶️Osm xi

BrandZone_NL

@JAY-ZO I'm looking forward to it

SpecialOne

... (Note: it must be noted that i am joking about all of this. And all of this is imaginary)
... It is not agreed what country specialone was from. Some say he was from greece, some say italy, but most people agree he was from ~~greece~~ Portugal. Since a young age, he loved football. His favourite club was FC Porto and it is said that his favourite player was Fernando Gomes. He played as a centre back and sometimes as goalie (now that I'm old and can no longer run) , ...

Seems that your imagination is well connected

Found this today, nice reading (just added/corrected it with some real info )

JAY ZO

@SpecialOne
Thanks, i will fix that

JAY ZO

@SpecialOne
But i cannot edit the post again, so i cant fix it

SpecialOne

@JAY-ZO No need, after all it should be fictional, right?

JAY ZO

@SpecialOne
Yes. I’m gonna carry on the story soon. A cough individual with the same name as you () cough plays a big part in it. He is the manager after all (and that i his nickname).

JAY ZO

Yo OSMers!
All good?
I’ve got bags full of news today. I’ve been given permission to tell you where this research (regarding osm xi) is conducted.
I work is the osm xi research department. I’m the guy who collets the full data that has been researched, and when it is long enough to be turned into an article, i turn it into an easy, readable article. Well, to be honest, i work in the osm xi research department of the soccer/football research department of the sports research department of the supa-top-secret-un-detectable-un-destroyable research centre. Yep, that’s actually how its spelt.
In case you’re wondering what this is, i’ll give you the information I’m allowed to give you.
There isn’t an age restriction, unless you’re under 13.
There are all sorts of research departments here, where different research is done. I’ve told you which department i’m from, so i cant tell you too much about what other departments do research about. Hopefully, one day, i’ll get promoted, then i can tell you about this in more detail. (I dont want to get promoted to get more money. I get paid enough. More than enough. I mean, i can buy everything for basic needs, then tax, bills blah blah blah. Yeah i can pay them all. Then with the leftover money, I’m trying to buy enough video game consoles to beat the world record of the most video game consoles attached to a tv. In case you ask, its 444. I think it is, it may be 144, but i’m sure its 444. Anyway, so far I’ve only brought 7 consoles, so i guess I’ve got a long way to go. Actually, i want to get promoted because then i would be able to oversee more of this centre, which is soooo interesting)
Anyway, here is the kind of research other departments do:
: we are doing research for Man City, regarding whether Ederson was drugged in such a way that he could not save any rebound shots no matter how hard he tried. This might be why he couldn’t save Brahim Diaz’s shot.
: we are doing research for Marvel studios regarding the fact that they may have made the hulk wrong from the very start. Maybe Bruce Banner should have turned yellow or purple when he turned into the hulk, not green.
: we are doing research for a takeaway, regarding which of their burgers get sold the most. Don’t make fun of this, the restaurant is very good, so good that they don’t have enough time to do the maths, so they told us to do it. (In case you ask, crispy spicy chicken burger with extra cheese, and crispy spicy chicken burger with fries are top contenders).
The supa-top-secret-un-detectable-un-destroyable research centre isn’t just a research centre. You see, its too secret, so no one knows, but we have our own animation studios. And our own army. (We have troops from every existing country in the world. We don’t fight against each other.) We also have our own football team, called The supa-top-secret-un-detectable-un-destroyable research centre association football club. Known as TSTSUDUDRSAFC for short. Though we aren’t playing any matches right now, because all our players have this illness where they can only run for 10 seconds. Or else they collapse. We are doing research about why they collapse. The researchers of that department have called this MNJJjJJ (no idea why, i dont work in that department). There are a buncha teenagers known as the “cool group”. As far as i know, they test/ conduct research on junk food for junk food making companies. And they test/ conduct research on hyper/sports cars for car manufacturers. And they test/ conduct research on video games consoles for video games consoles makers. I think the cool group have no place here, with their cool fade haircuts and tracksuits, but hey, who knows, they might get paid more than me.
Anyway, whoa whoa whoa whoa whooooaaah. I got way too carried away there. If i dont carry on with this story after a while, know that i’ve been fired for spilling all of this.

Anyway, regarding today’s article. First, let me tell you all the updates:
I’ve been informed by some fellow guys who are doing research into this that the captain of the osm xi was DE XRIST.
Specialone was from PORTUGAL, not greece.
jurgen klopp_37243 was more often known as JAY ZO
L-R-van kessel_NL was more commonly known as Brandzone_NL.
Some guys who work in the osm xi research department of the soccer/football research department of the sports research department of the supa-top-secret-un-detectable-un-destroyable research centre have done some research and found out that MarkusRW5 might not be from Germany, it is possible he is from Oman, or his heritage might be from Oman.

These are the updates, and today we’ll talk about DE XRIST.
DE XRIST is a weird nickname, but we haven’t been able to find out why, he chose this name. He lived in Greece, as far as we know. In a small cheerful town. He played in the town’s futsal league, with a team that, him and a few friends had created together. He was known throughout the town for being an excellent defender, and saving his team on many occasions. His favourite team or player are not known. He was also getting along with life. He was a successful student in school, and now studied in university. He was close to finding his own business, which was a chain of takeaways, starting from 1 in. His own town. He was 22 at this time. Specialone travelled to Greece at around this time. He stayed here for some time, hoping to find the first member to add to his osm xi. It was his first trip to find a player, and he knew the chances were slim. After a few days, he found out about DE XRIST. He went to visit him, and at first, DE XRIST thought he might be a scout for a club. After explaining that he wasn’t a scout, Specialone agreed a some time to tell DE XRIST about his purpose for contacting him. DE XRIST gave Specialone half an hour to explain everything the next day, as he took his daily afternoon walk in the park. Specialone explained the full plan to him in this time. DE XRIST seemed interested by this plan, so he told Specialone that he’d be happy to join the team. However, for now, he would stay in his hometown. When Specialone completed the team, then DE XRIST would meet up with him again. Both of them agreed on this.
The role of DE XRIST was that he was the captain of osm xi. He wasn’t a bossy guy, but he was good at keeping the team organised, and making sure that everyone’s mood was good, and that no one was mentally distracted, especially during a match. He was a solid defender, having stopped forwards midfielders and even defenders in crucial moments. Sergio Aguero, Lionel Messi and Cristiano Ronaldo are just 3 of the hundreds who failed to get past him.

So that was todays story, hope you enjoyed it. If i take a long time to post the next part, it probably means that i’m banned. Please keep this in mind.
Thanks for reading, stay tuned for the upcoming part!

SpecialOne

Tough reading, but managed to read it all... I believe you didn't revisioned it right? Even you got dizzy with all the stuff from OSM secret departments

JAY ZO

@SpecialOne
Haha, yes. It was dizzying. I edited the post once, and ran out of edits. So there are a few spelling mistakes and stuff

Mastermind XI

@JAY-ZO Bro, how do you think and write all these my eyes literally started burning while reading all these
Next time can you try to leave some space in between, I mean like paragraph, it would be better and easier to read I think, keep up the good work mate....

DE XRIST

Nice job mate...good writing....you made my day....thanks

JAY ZO

@DE-XRIST thanks

JAY ZO

@Ruben-Amorim-FC
Hello. You should turn dark mode and night shift on, and turn brightness down. But yes, thanks for telling me, next time, i’ll leave some space.
I write from time to time, and when it is complete i post it (i turn it into a readable article when there is enough info ..)
PS @DE-XRIST @Ruben-Amorim-FC, thanks for the comments!)

Mastermind XI

@JAY-ZO Thanks for the suggestion about turning Dark mode on, will consider it

Mastermind XI

Hi, JAY ZO is banned due to mentioning too much stuff in his previous post, so after searching for somone, he managed to send me this to post here ( He told me to say so)

Hi, must be wondering why am posting this but our friend @JAY-ZO is banned from the forum as per his sayings, he told me to post this here instead of him as he is "supposedly" banned.
So here is his text:
Hello. Hope this post finds its way to the correct topic. I am banned so i cannot post it there(), many thanks to whoever will post this post there.

Ok, so the story where we left off:
Specialone had recruited the first member of “osm xi”.

Having notified MarkusRW5 about this, Specialone returned to portugal. After some months, and a few unsuccessful trips to France and Italy, he took a break for some time. After discussing with MarkusRW5, he decided to go to the Netherlands next. From what i know, he went there in winter (I don’t know what month).
Of course, he went to Amsterdam first. After a few days of going around, he noticed something interesting. There was a small frozen river, where people were skating, talking, etc.

There was one guy on the side, who was standing on one leg (remember that he was wearing skating boots), and juggling a ball on the other foot. He did some other amazing freestyle football skills, he even managed to jump whilst juggling the ball. Specialone didn’t know if this was a regular occurrence, but slowly, people started to gather around this guy. Fascinated, he waited until this guy finished his small show and went off the river. Luckily, this guy knew English. After greeting him and introducing himself, Specialone told him he was really impressed with his skills, and asked him how old he was and where he had learnt this form. The guy replied that hears old, and used to play in the academy of AFC ajax.

After a leg injury, he’d gone into freestyle football and played futsal, and he hadn’t really played football since. Specialone explained how he was trying to start a team, and asked the guy if he would like to join. The guy must have been wanting to play for a team again, because he took the opportunity immediately. Specialone got his contact details, and thanked him, before returning to his hotel. He would leave in 2 and a half weeks, and he wanted to find more players in that time.

I haven’t introduced this guy yet. This guy waaas(clock ticking tone)…….Davemx1984!!!!!!!! Yes, this was Davemx1984, who scored numerous goals for osm xi. No goalkeeper has ever managed to save a single one of his shots (apart from JAY ZO, when they used to train together). He has approximately 22, 570 goals for osm xi. Of those, approximately 2,000 are penalties (he used to get fouled a lot, because there was pretty much no way to stop him). 3,000 are free kicks, 5,000 from outside the box (in his own half), 2,000 from his own half, 1,000 from corners, 7,000 from inside the box, and the other 22,000 are accidental goals (crosses, passes, etc). Half of his goals are from left foot, one quarter with right foot, and the last quarter with his head, back, chest, knees, and shins. He has scored volleys, one on ones long shots, and A LOT of other goals.

Once, when Specialone was asked about the personality of Davemx1984, this is what he said: “This guy is….just unbelievable you know. He’s very hard working, and a chill guy. Never really seen him angry or anything. He’s a really good friend of JAY ZO, those two always give each other tips, and they’re always just competing with each other. JAY ZO has saved 50% of his shots in training, whilst he’s scored 50% against him. One thing that really stands out is that he’s always willing to help and support. Always smiling, and without him the squad loses a lot of confidence. Top class guy, Davemx1984”.

No one managed to stop him (excluding his teammates in training). He played in goal just once, making 7 saves and keeping a clean sheet. He was a versatile player, but mostly played in strike.

Here is a piece of commentary from a match.
Imagine you are watching this on TV. Osm xi are playing a charity match against word all stars. Osm xi need to score to the left, and Davemx1984 is playing on the right wing in this game (which means you see him on the top left corner of your TV mostly). You can hear the sound of the fans, very loud. Osm xi haven’t tried very hard in this match on purpose. The game is in the last thirty seconds of stoppage time.

Commentary:
“……..and here’s Majstor Matt, there’s 30 seconds left, 2-2 it is, can either side produce a winner… its gone back to DE XRIST…..JAY ZO…..wooperNL…..and quick switch of play, Davemx1984…..oh! Breezed past his marker there… immediately pressured by ramos and iniesta…..OOOHH! Brilliant skill……deciDESTOSHOOT OOOOOHHHH. UNBELIEVABLE! TIGHTEST OF ANGLES, AND HE’S MANAGED TO PUT THAT BEYOND THE KEEPER!!!! YOU CAN’T DO THAT WITHOUT PRACTICE, PRACTICE AND PRACTICE!!!!!! COMING UP WITH JUST WHAT THEY NEEDED!!! UNBELIEVABLE SCENES!!!……………. (Commentator 2) just look at how he glides past 3 world class players with utter ease, and then from such a tight angle, he puts it away, and its the near post as well. You can’t get tired of watching this. There’s no need to even say anything else. Its there for all to see………..”
Match restarts, referee blows his whistle for full time.

Yeah, so that was it for today, hope I won’t be banned next time!
-JAY ZO

So I hope you had a nice reading of his essay see you next time

BrandZone_NL

@Ruben-Amorim-FC He is'nt banned now, can't see something at his name.

JAY ZO

Yeah, for some reason, they lifted the ban early ( will explain in next post)

JAY ZO

Hi all. Sorry, for the last post, where i wasn’t here.
First of all, let me say this: i started writing this a month ago, and thats when it was supposed to come out. But then got caught up with life and went on holiday and all, so sorry about this late post. Thanks a lot to @Ruben-Amorim-FC , who managed to post my last article here.
Basically, they banned me, but when they had the next batch of info complete, they didn’t have anyone to turn it into an article, so basically, they had to “un-ban” me () and told me to “behave strictly professionally and not commit to paper anything off-topic or else there will be severe consequences that you will exceedingly have no liking for”. I didn’t even understand what they were on about, so confusing and annoying, people who speak like that. Why can’t you just be a bit more simple?
Anyway, you might sometimes wonder if i’ll just post the life stories of all the members of osm xi, and thats it. No no, after that, the actual story will start. Also, researchers at the osm xi research department of the soccer/football research department of the sports research department of the supa top secret un detectable un destroyable research centre have recently found out that MarkusRW5 could have also possibly recruited some members. They are doing research into this now too. IF there theory is correct, THEN that means that the team which is posted at the start could be waay wrong!! It means we don’t know the exact amount of players in osm xi. So, can’t wait to see what they find out.

Where the story last finished, Specialone had recruited Davemx1984.
Some typos, and stuff that were mistyped and i correct them here: Davemx was 17 years old when he played for the academy of AFC ajax.
Also, 2,000 were accidental goals (not 22,000).

I got a tough job you know, so don’t mind the typos if you notice any.

This is the story of L-R-van-kessel_NL/BrandZone_NL

Ok, so where the story left off, Specialone had 2 and a half weeks left of his stay in the Netherlands. He wanted to recruit another player , but he didn’t think the chances of recruiting two players from the same country were high. He went to a football-mad village, where there were a few amateur teams, some Sunday league teams, and just by walking around the village, you could tell they lived and breathed football. This time, he decided to join in with a few matches that the guys his age were playing (he was 23 at that time). He stayed there for a few days, and some of the guys who played football in the afternoons got to know him a bit better. Specialone stayed in the village from Thursday to Sunday. On the first 2 days, he didn’t notice anyone extraordinary, but on Saturday, a guy not much younger than him joined the match too. Everyone seemed to know him, and after a while it became clearly obvious that this guy was too good. Later, when speaking to him, he found out that this guy played for the academy of feyenoord, and he was very close to breaking through to the first team. Playing football since the age of three, he’d also had cousins and other family members who were amateur footballers, and after years of hard work, he was close to becoming a pro. Specialone was happy when Brandzone_NL accepted his invite to the team he was building. Another star was added.

Here are some facts about Brandzone_NL:
He was one of the technicians of the team, always linking defence and attack, and scored 2467 goals, and provided 4000 assists. Mostly though, it is thanks to him that counter attacking was easy to stop. He also has the most balanced work rate (50% defensive actions, 50% attacking actions). It is possible that some parts of Brandzone_NL’s story are not included (because they weren’t found).

Plz, i need more upvotes!!

(Sorry, this text got jammed here, I couldn’t remove it)

Thats it for today folks, until next time.

JAY ZO

BREAKING NEWS
I mentioned in the post which i made just before this that i started writing the article a month ago.

And the researchers at the osm xi research department of the soccer/football research department of the sports research department of the supa top secret un detectable un destroyable research centre have found out that MarkusRW5 did recruit some members. It brings a new twist to the story. So, the next time i post, based on what the researchers at the osm xi research department of the soccer/football research department of the sports research department of the supa top secret un detectable un destroyable research centre find out, i will tell you the members which Specialone recruited, and the members which MarkusRW5 recruited.

JAY ZO

OSM real, accurate XI revealed
Hi everyone. Things have been very busy here at the supa top secret un detectable un destroyable research centre. So i got late again.
(To be honest its not really been busy, we’ve just been too busy celebrating our 10th anniversary, so thats why it got a bit delayed )
Anyway, so, right now, i’m leaving the real OSM XI with you, and from the next post, i’ll give you more info and carry on with the story.

Members:
Specialone (manager)
MarkusRW5 (assistant manager)
FC-Eddie_NL
Davemx1984 
BrandZone_NL 
Magnetsu35 
MarkusRW5
Majstor-Matt  
DE XRIST  
jeffro-davies  
JAY ZO
 WooperNL
Gary gomes
AllAboutThatYolo
Maio66
SUPERNOVA 8
 Maris-14
 woopertje  
King_Jamiu_10
MAJ_BA
TRI MUNDIAL FC
FeelStrikeX
mrtgll33
Vladimir Granat
MasterMind XI
ZieCR7
Sen Huang
MMBatista
Yilder morales
Cutters-Choice_NL

I have no idea why the heck the researchers at the osm xi research department of the soccer/football research department of the sports research department of the supa top secret un detectable un destroyable research centre only told me there were 11 players at first, and now they have given me THIRTY players, IN ADDITION stating they aren’t sure if there are more players or not. Don’t be surprised if i later tell you that there are a few more unmentioned players. I guess it’s because on the 10th anniversary we were given, better, upgraded, updated equipment, which they used to find all this out. And i don’t know if they got any of the players stories, positions, or anything else wrong. I need to do more research and i hope i’ll be here next time with more info. Anyway, they made me manager of TSTSUDUDRSAFC (The supa-top-secret-un-detectable-un-destroyable research centre association football club, remember?). Yes, they found the cure to that illness the players were having, and now they made me manager so i have to manage the academy, and financial aspects, and first team, and schedule, and everything for the team. So gotta go!!
Stay tuned.