MUST CHECK:šā¶ļøOsm xi
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@Ruben-Amorim-FC
Hello. You should turn dark mode and night shift on, and turn brightness down. But yes, thanks for telling me, next time, iāll leave some space.
I write from time to time, and when it is complete i post it (i turn it into a readable article when there is enough info
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PS @DE-XRIST @Ruben-Amorim-FC, thanks for the comments!) -
@JAY-ZO Thanks for the suggestion about turning Dark mode on, will consider it
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Hi, JAY ZO is banned due to mentioning too much stuff in his previous post, so after searching for somone, he managed to send me this to post here ( He told me to say so)
Hi, must be wondering why am posting this but our friend @JAY-ZO is banned from the forum as per his sayings, he told me to post this here instead of him as he is "supposedly" banned.
So here is his text:
Hello. Hope this post finds its way to the correct topic. I am banned so i cannot post it there(), many thanks to whoever will post this post there.Ok, so the story where we left off:
Specialone had recruited the first member of āosm xiā.Having notified MarkusRW5 about this, Specialone returned to portugal. After some months, and a few unsuccessful trips to France and Italy, he took a break for some time. After discussing with MarkusRW5, he decided to go to the Netherlands next. From what i know, he went there in winter (I donāt know what month).
Of course, he went to Amsterdam first. After a few days of going around, he noticed something interesting. There was a small frozen river, where people were skating, talking, etc.There was one guy on the side, who was standing on one leg (remember that he was wearing skating boots), and juggling a ball on the other foot. He did some other amazing freestyle football skills, he even managed to jump whilst juggling the ball. Specialone didnāt know if this was a regular occurrence, but slowly, people started to gather around this guy. Fascinated, he waited until this guy finished his small show and went off the river. Luckily, this guy knew English. After greeting him and introducing himself, Specialone told him he was really impressed with his skills, and asked him how old he was and where he had learnt this form. The guy replied that hears old, and used to play in the academy of AFC ajax.
After a leg injury, heād gone into freestyle football and played futsal, and he hadnāt really played football since. Specialone explained how he was trying to start a team, and asked the guy if he would like to join. The guy must have been wanting to play for a team again, because he took the opportunity immediately. Specialone got his contact details, and thanked him, before returning to his hotel. He would leave in 2 and a half weeks, and he wanted to find more players in that time.
I havenāt introduced this guy yet. This guy waaas(clock ticking tone)ā¦ā¦.Davemx1984!!!!!!!! Yes, this was Davemx1984, who scored numerous goals for osm xi. No goalkeeper has ever managed to save a single one of his shots (apart from JAY ZO, when they used to train together). He has approximately 22, 570 goals for osm xi. Of those, approximately 2,000 are penalties (he used to get fouled a lot, because there was pretty much no way to stop him). 3,000 are free kicks, 5,000 from outside the box (in his own half), 2,000 from his own half, 1,000 from corners, 7,000 from inside the box, and the other 22,000 are accidental goals (crosses, passes, etc). Half of his goals are from left foot, one quarter with right foot, and the last quarter with his head, back, chest, knees, and shins. He has scored volleys, one on ones long shots, and A LOT of other goals.
Once, when Specialone was asked about the personality of Davemx1984, this is what he said: āThis guy isā¦.just unbelievable you know. Heās very hard working, and a chill guy. Never really seen him angry or anything. Heās a really good friend of JAY ZO, those two always give each other tips, and theyāre always just competing with each other. JAY ZO has saved 50% of his shots in training, whilst heās scored 50% against him. One thing that really stands out is that heās always willing to help and support. Always smiling, and without him the squad loses a lot of confidence. Top class guy, Davemx1984ā.
No one managed to stop him (excluding his teammates in training). He played in goal just once, making 7 saves and keeping a clean sheet. He was a versatile player, but mostly played in strike.
Here is a piece of commentary from a match.
Imagine you are watching this on TV. Osm xi are playing a charity match against word all stars. Osm xi need to score to the left, and Davemx1984 is playing on the right wing in this game (which means you see him on the top left corner of your TV mostly). You can hear the sound of the fans, very loud. Osm xi havenāt tried very hard in this match on purpose. The game is in the last thirty seconds of stoppage time.Commentary:
āā¦ā¦..and hereās Majstor Matt, thereās 30 seconds left, 2-2 it is, can either side produce a winnerā¦ its gone back to DE XRISTā¦..JAY ZOā¦..wooperNLā¦..and quick switch of play, Davemx1984ā¦..oh! Breezed past his marker thereā¦ immediately pressured by ramos and iniestaā¦..OOOHH! Brilliant skillā¦ā¦deciDESTOSHOOT OOOOOHHHH. UNBELIEVABLE! TIGHTEST OF ANGLES, AND HEāS MANAGED TO PUT THAT BEYOND THE KEEPER!!!! YOU CANāT DO THAT WITHOUT PRACTICE, PRACTICE AND PRACTICE!!!!!! COMING UP WITH JUST WHAT THEY NEEDED!!! UNBELIEVABLE SCENES!!!ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦. (Commentator 2) just look at how he glides past 3 world class players with utter ease, and then from such a tight angle, he puts it away, and its the near post as well. You canāt get tired of watching this. Thereās no need to even say anything else. Its there for all to seeā¦ā¦ā¦..ā
Match restarts, referee blows his whistle for full time.Yeah, so that was it for today, hope I wonāt be banned next time!
-JAY ZOSo I hope you had a nice reading of his essay
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@Ruben-Amorim-FC He is'nt banned now, can't see something at his name.
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Yeah, for some reason, they lifted the ban early ( will explain in next post)
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Hi all. Sorry, for the last post, where i wasnāt here.
First of all, let me say this: i started writing this a month ago, and thats when it was supposed to come out. But then got caught up with life and went on holiday and all, so sorry about this late post. Thanks a lot to @Ruben-Amorim-FC , who managed to post my last article here.
Basically, they banned me, but when they had the next batch of info complete, they didnāt have anyone to turn it into an article, so basically, they had to āun-banā me (
) and told me to ābehave strictly professionally and not commit to paper anything off-topic or else there will be severe consequences that you will exceedingly have no liking forā. I didnāt even understand what they were on about, so confusing and annoying, people who speak like that. Why canāt you just be a bit more simple?
Anyway, you might sometimes wonder if iāll just post the life stories of all the members of osm xi, and thats it. No no, after that, the actual story will start. Also, researchers at the osm xi research department of the soccer/football research department of the sports research department of the supa top secret un detectable un destroyable research centre have recently found out that MarkusRW5 could have also possibly recruited some members. They are doing research into this now too. IF there theory is correct, THEN that means that the team which is posted at the start could be waay wrong!! It means we donāt know the exact amount of players in osm xi. So, canāt wait to see what they find out.Where the story last finished, Specialone had recruited Davemx1984.
Some typos, and stuff that were mistyped and i correct them here: Davemx was 17 years old when he played for the academy of AFC ajax.
Also, 2,000 were accidental goals (not 22,000).I got a tough job you know, so donāt mind the typos if you notice any.
This is the story of L-R-van-kessel_NL/BrandZone_NL
Ok, so where the story left off, Specialone had 2 and a half weeks left of his stay in the Netherlands. He wanted to recruit another player , but he didnāt think the chances of recruiting two players from the same country were high. He went to a football-mad village, where there were a few amateur teams, some Sunday league teams, and just by walking around the village, you could tell they lived and breathed football. This time, he decided to join in with a few matches that the guys his age were playing (he was 23 at that time). He stayed there for a few days, and some of the guys who played football in the afternoons got to know him a bit better. Specialone stayed in the village from Thursday to Sunday. On the first 2 days, he didnāt notice anyone extraordinary, but on Saturday, a guy not much younger than him joined the match too. Everyone seemed to know him, and after a while it became clearly obvious that this guy was too good. Later, when speaking to him, he found out that this guy played for the academy of feyenoord, and he was very close to breaking through to the first team. Playing football since the age of three, heād also had cousins and other family members who were amateur footballers, and after years of hard work, he was close to becoming a pro. Specialone was happy when Brandzone_NL accepted his invite to the team he was building. Another star was added.
Here are some facts about Brandzone_NL:
He was one of the technicians of the team, always linking defence and attack, and scored 2467 goals, and provided 4000 assists. Mostly though, it is thanks to him that counter attacking was easy to stop. He also has the most balanced work rate (50% defensive actions, 50% attacking actions). It is possible that some parts of Brandzone_NLās story are not included (because they werenāt found).Plz, i need more upvotes!!
(Sorry, this text got jammed here, I couldnāt remove it
)Thats it for today folks, until next time.
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BREAKING NEWS
I mentioned in the post which i made just before this that i started writing the article a month ago.And the researchers at the osm xi research department of the soccer/football research department of the sports research department of the supa top secret un detectable un destroyable research centre have found out that MarkusRW5 did recruit some members. It brings a new twist to the story. So, the next time i post, based on what the researchers at the osm xi research department of the soccer/football research department of the sports research department of the supa top secret un detectable un destroyable research centre find out, i will tell you the members which Specialone recruited, and the members which MarkusRW5 recruited.
